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The alt-comedy-to-auteur-pipeline keeps pumping away: Jordan
Peele, Zach Cregger, Bo Burnham, and now John Early. The 38-year-old stand-up
and sketch-scene staple is familiar to millions for his handpicked cameo in
Taylor Swift’s music video for “Antihero,” and is deeply beloved by fans of the
pitch-black, premium-cable cult series Search Party, in which he played
a callow, sociopathic influencer who faked lymphoma for clicks, among other
things. “Oh my God, I would never lie about abuse,” says his character, Elliott
Goss. “And I lied about cancer.” The perils of social media notoriety—and the dangers of
dishonesty—also figure in Early’s feature directorial debut, Maddie’s Secret,
an homage-slash-send-up of 1980s TV movies set in the present. The film takes
its cues (and its title) from Kate’s Secret, a corny 1986 NBC production
starring Meredith Baxter as an aerobics instructor struggling with an eating
disorder (the film was considered a landmark for portraying bulimia on prime
time; “I didn’t know if I wanted to be the one throwing up on television” the
actress told the Los Angeles Times on the eve of her premiere). Early’s
eponymous heroine, Maddie, is a wannabe barefoot contessa whose Instagrammed
kitchen vignettes unexpectedly go viral, transforming her pretty much overnight
into a big-time (though reluctant) foodie-chic influencer.The stress of keeping up appearances—and the specter of
imposter syndrome—triggers Maddie’s long-submerged and potentially lethal
bulimia: the secret she’s keeping unsafely at the risk of esophageal rupture or
cardiac arrest. On the eve of a particularly important meeting with network
executives on a restaurant-based reality show called The Boar (one vowel
away from you know what), Maddie falls ill and gets checked into a hospital
in-patient program. There, amid fraught group therapy sessions and dark nights
of the soul, she’s forced to come to terms with her appetite for
self-destruction.Early speaks a kind of humane truth about how
certain physical and psychological frailties get packaged within pop culture.
The sheer artificiality of Maddie’s Secret is the realest thing about
it. On its surface, Maddie’s Secret doesn’t scan as a
comedy. But its surfaces, all stilted line readings and redolently cheesy
dramaturgy, are what’s funny about it. They belie but don’t blot out the
essential empathy on display here; these ostensible alienation effects are
really gestures of solidarity, offered by a filmmaker working outside the
studio system (and getting away with an uncompromised vision as a result). Far
from mocking his heroine’s plight, Early uses the camp strategy of placing
everything on-screen in playful, flamboyant scare quotes—the characters, the
situation, the dialogue—in order to speak a kind of humane truth about how
certain physical and psychological frailties get packaged within pop culture.
The sheer artificiality of Maddie’s Secret is the realest thing about
it. The first time we see Maddie—played by Early wearing a
blonde wig and prosthetic breasts—she’s bouncing her way through sunny Los
Feliz to what sounds like a synth-thetic cover of Hot Fudge’s “You Keep Me
Hanging On.” The risks here are real, and they’re spectacular; like much else
in Maddie’s Secret, Early’s performance—all fluttering eyelids, wan
smiles, deep-chested breaths and a mild vocal fry seemingly derived from the
Aaron Spelling Televisual Universe—is suspended between deadpan rigor and
earnest expressivity. To paraphrase Sontag on camp, Maddie is very much “a
woman” in quotes, but she’s also an intrepid, endearing, and desirable heroine
whose talent is emphasized alongside her decency, and whose pain is never
played for laughs. Early’s decision to cast himself—inspired by the legendary
drag queen Harris Glenn Milstead—feels like an unveiling of aspirations and
influences from the bad-taste extravaganzas of John Waters to Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls
to the postmodern brinkmanship of Todd Haynes, whose shadow falls over Maddie’s
Secret and then some. Todd Haynes’s controversial 16 mm short Superstar: The
Karen Carpenter Story (1987) used a series of strategically carved Barbie
dolls to dramatize the singer’s battles with anorexia. The film’s miniaturized melodrama style
invited pearl clutching while winning critical plaudits. Haynes was inveighing against the kind of
prime-time docudrama dreck that sought to reduce artists and celebrities to
their afflictions. Maddie’s Secret isn’t as stark or as confrontational as Superstar,
but it’s obviously a spiritual descendant of sorts, adopting a
hyper-specific form for the express purpose of demolishing it. Early’s mash-up
of allusions and straight-up see-what-sticks goofiness is novel, like a bold
combination of Haynes (whose critically acclaimed movies are often very funny)
and the deadpan alt-comedy pastiche master David Wain, venerated by
creators of Early’s generation for
superbly skewering glossy, popular genres like summer-camp sex farces or
big-city rom-coms. (A corny
portmanteau for those in the know: Wet Hot
May December.) But Early
isn’t simply cracking in-jokes; instead, he’s inviting fellow campers and
normies alike to revel on his particular, slippery wavelength. “I swear to God, Maddie, it’s like you’re out of some
modern-day fairy tale,” says Deena (Kate Berlant) to her work bestie as they
clock in for dishwashing shifts at the premium cooking brand GourMaybe. The
avidity of the line reading is amusing in and of itself while establishing the
very real—and inherently perilous—happily-ever-after stakes of the narrative to
come. Like most princesses, Maddie is a bit oblivious: She can’t tell, for
instance, that Deena regards her as her own personal thirst trap, an infatuation
that manifests in increasingly aggro-platonic postures. The more that butch
lesbian Deena brags about her other sexual conquests, the clearer it is she
wants to stick her tongue down her hetero pal’s throat—a shameless genre cliché that Early and Berlant take giddy pleasure in pushing to the breaking point.
The pair have been working together for more than a decade now in shorts and
sketches, and their chemistry is positively pharmaceutical; Berlant, who’s got
a touch of wild genius, weaponizes her lanky limbs and angular jawline every
time she walks into frame, as if Deena were trying to puncture the invisible
bubble of the friend zone with her body.Deena is transparently jealous of Maddie’s sweetly and
sweatily ursine husband, Jake (Eric Rahill), the main beneficiary of his love’s
off-the-clock cooking talents. “Did you throw away the mango pickle from the
Indian we ordered?” Maggie asks after sashaying home, one of many delectable
lines that turn the low-hanging fruit of TV-movie dialogue into gourmet fare.
Another one, after Jake gently suggests uploading footage of Maddie’s culinary
skills to the cloud: “I just wanted to make my husband some dinner, and now I’m
in postproduction.”Maddie won’t cook or eat meat, because of a childhood trauma
around food and body image. “The camera adds ten pounds,” chides Maddie’s
mother, Beverlee (Kristen Johnson), when her daughter calls her to talk about the
possibility of her becoming a brand ambassador for her company—a “Gourmaybe
Girl.” Early’s stricken reaction shot on
the other end of the phone—blue-hued in the moonlight, and held for an extra
beat beneath a tinkling piano score—perches firmly at the precipice of winking
excess without tipping over. Every aspect of the film exhibits this level of
discipline, from the writing and directing and acting to the mise-en-scène;
the wonderfully stylized cinematography is by Max Lakner, who keeps floridly
color-coding the characters’ psychological states. We get blood reds and deeper
purples; enveloping shadows and ring-light halos; ghostly window reflections
and heart-to-hearts. The food that Maddie prepares looks variously appetizing
and ersatz depending on whether we’re in her home kitchen or at the fluorescent
Gourmaybe offices. There are plenty of less stridently artificial movies that
could benefit from a small fraction of such expressivity.As the plot develops, Early includes all kinds of
superfluous shtick, like interludes in a queer-dance group that are basically
an excuse for cast frolicking on the clock. Still, he keeps an admirably tight
handle on the various character dynamics, including Jake’s yearning to become a
father, a plan held in check by Maddie’s mommy issues. Crucially, Early refuses
to trivialize Maddie’s recovery in the hospital scenes, even as he populates
the ward with killer supporting performers like Vanessa Bayer and Leah
Hennessey. Sad moments are played straight, despite the absurdist flourishes
around them, as when another patient, Connie (Hennessey), eulogizes a fellow
patient who didn’t make it: “Your existence was inconvenient to me because you
were the living embodiment of the parts of myself I’ve tried to obliterate.”
Simple tear-jerking is easy, but the articulation of genuine angst—especially
in this context—takes real sensitivity and nerve. For anyone who might still be
disoriented by the way Maddie’s Secret plays with tone, the eulogy
sequence wipes the smirk off the movie’s face—or their own—once and for
all. The abruptness of Maddie’s Secret’s ending underlines Early’s desire to create
something stranger and more bracing than expected.Early’s softheartedness is winning, but he’s hardly
edgeless. Besides working through his nostalgic ambivalence for the shock
tactics of Kate’s Secret and its ilk, he’s taking aim at the
lifestyle-brand fakery of GourMaybe and its craven head honcho, Zach (Connor
O’Malley), who addresses his staff megalomaniacally, like a true believer. “Play
nice, we’ve got content to make,” he bellows, with O’Malley torquing his
delivery as if he knows the line is destined for future screencap-meme status.
It’s telling that a comedian like Early, who developed his skills and following
in an extremely online setting, would cast the internet in such ambivalent
terms; crucially, Maddie’s catharsis bypasses the zone of public performance
altogether. The question of whether Maddie will get another chance to be
famous for her cooking is one of several loose ends that Early leaves
conspicuously dangling; others include the fate of her marriage to Jake (Rahill
is given plenty of directorial leeway in a part with more bruised dignity than
expected) and Deena’s mental health (Berlant is intrepid enough to survive
being the only member of the cast treated in the end like a cartoon character;
the movie loses a bit of spark when she’s sidelined in the home stretch).The abruptness of Maddie’s Secret’s ending is in sync
with its TV-movie inspirations, but it also underlines Early’s desire to create
something stranger and more bracing than expected; to swap out a benign,
crowd-pleasing sort of cognitive dissonance for a sometimes disorienting
ambiguity. Maddie doesn’t hold onto all of her secrets—she can’t—but she’s
still finally a woman of mystery. The highest compliment that Early can be paid
is that even when the movie ends, Maddie seems to exist beyond the final (freeze)
frame.
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